4 posts from October 2009

Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?

most: (in no particular order) Kylie Minogue, Paris Hilton, Pamy Anderson, Kelly Rippa, Cheryl Ladd, Victoria Styveset, Drew Barrymore, Dolly Parton, Kerri-Anne Kennery, Ann Sanders, Juanita Phillips & the list goes on & on & on...

least: Almost anyone else [refering to the multitudes of others, especially of dose gender challenged sportsaholic halfwits {like I wouldn't even git into an elevator wid Orca, Whoopz or RosieMcDonald types!  I'd always rather take the stairs!}

Do you believe that honesty is the best policy?

ALWAYS!

[DUH!...and furthermore wot a lame keywestion!]

If you were going to write a book, what would you write about?

'The Life & Times of Moolie Malotoe' 

[social survival on planet earth - 1950-2009]

What's the biggest frustration in your life right now?

Being in Australia, surrounded by Australians, listening to Australians, watching Australians & Australian television/radio/internet. 

Completely retarded, dysfunctional & absolutely frustrating!