What's the one thing you're most neurotic about?
FUGLY
~Being bombarded with 'simple' questions with the expectation of 'one' option instead of recognising, anticipating & allowing for the multitudes of exceptionally complicated answers...
~Misuse of the term 'American' [...as if a person in Brazil, Mexico or Argentina isn't 'American'!]
~Misuse of 'politically correct' terms like 'Afro-American', 'gay' & 'challenged' [...as if 'negro', 'queer' & 'retarded' are obsolete
~Australian sports, Australian voiceovers, Australian television, Australian 'service', Australian twang
~Like there's jes one 'billion' but neva enuff space n time!
When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Submitted by Maraschino.
Seems like it's da utta way round ~ crying til I laffed ~ more spam scams than Carters got little liver pills! Just a few minutes ago 7 emails are found with 6 of 'em being from Africans trying to give me millions of dollars from their found 'unattended funds' & one of them is a Princess! ~ princessara dawa <princessaradawa@mixmail.com> wrote:[a full load ofa whole lotta she it & then my reply before blockin her email offerin 30% of her 4.5 mil ~ as if !! ] ~
If you had one month to live, what five things would you do?
Suggested by Acerebel.
Bucket List? We don't need no stinkin Bucket List!
[in fact, we gotcher Bucket List, rite here, ~ ~ ~ swingin! ]
~We've avoided serious injury & illnesses.
~We've been everywhere & done everything a coupla times!
~Piloted our own plane
~traveled all over Europe
~all over the USA &
~all over Australia
~lived 23 years in paradise [Waikiki/Honolulu]
~meet celebrities, performed on stages & sets &
~all after escaping Chicago
~spared assignments in VietNam &
~circumvented abject poverty!
If the 30 days enables jesta coupla more kwick flites,
~1st, we'd git the hell outta Australia!
~1st stop, LA & then I spose the remaining 4 weeks drinkin & partyin all over
~Caesar's Palace, Paris Las Vegas & NY NY Casinos
~another Fremont Street Experience, El Cortez &
~go out happy!
Face it, there's no better way to go! We know, we've already done everything else & it's the only thing worthy of doing again!
[And soon too, even though there's no immediate threats!]
How did you create your username for VOX? What influenced your decision?
Submitted by Strive2Be.
Restrictions of other user names...we don't create anything until prompted by refusals of preferences! Deez computers iz HARD!
