28 posts from 2008

QotD: Out of the Blue

Nov 24, 2008
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Tell us how you met your significant other.
Submitted by Luda

It was long ago & far away and an epic story worth millions of a screenwriters production...met her in a dream 5 years before we met physically...still engaging quests for satisfaction & gradifications 40 years later...updates to continue...meanwhile, in 1968, I was a soldier, she was a secretary...now we're retired but we're still meeting....

QotD: I'm Going Crazy

Oct 8, 2008
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What word or phrase drives you absolutely nuts?
submitted by, revolt

"Are you right?"!

{instead of "May I help you?"}

Featured Question: Easier Said Than Done

Sep 15, 2008
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What’s a simple thing you could do to save money, but are unwilling (or unable) to put to practice?
Sponsored by Microsoft Small Business.

I COULD stop premium TV Subscriptions, Smoking & Drinking but flatly refuse to stop all 3 practices! Not that poor yet!

QotD: Time and Money

Sep 11, 2008
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Would you rather give away your money or give away your time?
Submitted by Ross

Ummmm....Tanx but I'm keepin both my time & my money!

I 'boycott' as much as practical & flatly refuse to render time toward futile efforts to help the helpless GIVING away their blessings...

[mutterin, sputterin & cussin with contempt ferda dimwitted, retarded, lame, cheatin, kinivin, money grubbin skumz ofda woild pretendin tah be so righteous & generous]

Aloha! Ummm...yeah....FOR SALE...

Aug 15, 2008
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Aloha!

Ummm...yeah....
FOR SALE:
BEACHPARK PenthouseTownhouse 55
58 Pacific Drive
Port Macquarie, New South Wales 2444
Australia
$339,ooo [cheep]
Includes
~two full levels [AND a third level indoor 'cubbyhouse']
-two bedrooms, dressing room/shower, WC, washer/dryer, refrigerator, stoves,
vaulted ceilings, 'lock up garage'
-fully complete with 2 artificial fireplaces [upstairs & down stairs]
~all livingroom, dining area, bedroom & den furniture
-ocean & sub tropical rainforest views from two balconies
-liquor store next door, Flynn's Beach directly across the street ['Pacific Drive @ Tuppenny Road'!]
-5 restaurants & 2 convienience stores within the block
-public transportation within the block

also
-2 satellite dishes, 3 TVs, 3 VCRs, 7 digital sets, computer, DVD player with music & video libraries.

telescope
-nice neighbors

~near Koala Sancuary

~free year round Whale Watching
-all the lifestyle uniquely 'Australian'
Wanna kick out da dough? contact us at
mikeone496@msn.com or
mikewonaus@yahoo.com
hummm...yeah...K-den, M1
Beachpark 55 is gonna be sacraficed @$335k to some smart somebody soon!
Could it be YOU?
Only if yer savvy enuff!
[NOTE: All kinda peekturez iz inda Photo Albums Above!]
K-denMikene/NSWMke
'~Geniuz @ Woik ! ~ MikeWon Iz Kewl !~'

Vent, Rant, Rave, Phit Pitch

Jul 17, 2008
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AlohaFromFlynnsBeachpark! Sydney Opera House

~1210hrs~Thu, Jul 17th,'08

Aloha !

MikeWn, NSWM ke seyz ~

Since Wednesday, May 12th, 2004 until today, Wednesday, July 16th, 2008, the demonstrated dysfunctionality of Australian internet has consumed more than four years of effort to produce reliable, consistant, useful application of very expensive & highly touted claims of home computer advantages.
Completely contrary to any resemblance of 'service', the increasingly mangled production of 'features' leave users helpless to combat the endless barrages of spam scams, tera-byte guzzling unwelcome advertisements, worthless firewalls, feable betas, restrictive accesses & non-responsiveness.
The option to boycott the internet is ONLY avoided by the multitudes of opportunities to VENT in these endless selections of blogs, regardless of the lack of constructive feedback.
The current final analysis concludes merely that the
~Australian internet is being fed through a tiny funnel the size of a thimble filled with sticky, stinky, shoddy & shonky 'broadband'/'bandwidth' which NEVER allows 'service' through Telstra/BigPond/NineMSN/Yahoo7 &
~Australian internet is completely as dysfunctional as Australian television, Australian 'services' & simply sucks to the maximum! 'They' only recognise 'service' as getting it up the rectum!
I'd suggest that the ONLY reason any Australians 'EARN' Gold Medals is because
~'Aussies' CAN NOT tell or keep time,
~'Ozzies' WILL NOT measure or inventory anything with ANY amount of accruacy!
~"Australian" equals the epitome of 'inconsistancy'...fugidaboud da rail system between NewSouthWales & Queensland, even perferated paper towels & toilet paper shreds as if unperferated, 'down unda'!
~"Australasia" is much more befuddling than a platypus, kangaroo or 'fair dunkum'
~Clusterphuquez & gangbangs have much more sophistication than the fistings Australians love to 'stir'.
I'm NOT 'accusing' Australians of being retarded, dysfunctional & completely stoopid! I'm just reporting the Australian experience as phoney, irreverent, irrelevent, irritating, intolorable, infuriating & futile.
I submit that anyone, Australian or otherwise, incapable of responding positively to this rant, couldn't possibly find their ass with both hands either.

12:27 PM 7/16/2008

K-den,

MikeWn, NSWM ke

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the real 'ozzie'

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Australian Happiness, Beauty & Light.JPG

!

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May 27, 2008
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QotD: Spring Cleaning

Apr 4, 2008
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Are you planning on doing any spring cleaning this year? If so, please share a cleaning tip you swear by.

Shaka One

Nope... [we keep our place clean year round!] but while we're on the subject, the best 'tip' we can recommend, which is thought to be kinda extreme, but REALLY is a VERY good system...

Replace the money for 'scouring pads' with beer money after a few purchases of extremely cheap & exceptionally effective 'sandpaper' to git dose pots n pans exceptionally clean widout da hassle! Honestly, the very best solution to most stainless surfaces & several other cleaning challenges!