Vent, Rant, Rave, Phit Pitch

MikeWn, NSWM ke seyz ~

 

Since Wednesday, May 12th, 2004 until today, Wednesday, July 16th, 2008, the demonstrated dysfunctionality of Australian internet has consumed more than four years of effort to produce reliable, consistant, useful application of very expensive & highly touted claims of home computer advantages. 
Completely contrary to any resemblance of 'service', the increasingly mangled production of 'features' leave users helpless to combat the endless barrages of spam scams, tera-byte guzzling unwelcome advertisements, worthless firewalls, feable betas, restrictive accesses & non-responsiveness.
The option to boycott the internet is ONLY avoided by the multitudes of opportunities to VENT in these endless selections of blogs, regardless of the lack of constructive feedback.
The current final analysis concludes merely that the
~Australian internet is being fed through a tiny funnel the size of a thimble filled with sticky, stinky, shoddy & shonky 'broadband'/'bandwidth' which NEVER allows 'service' through Telstra/BigPond/NineMSN/Yahoo7 &
~Australian internet is completely as dysfunctional as Australian television, Australian 'services' & simply sucks to the maximum!  'They' only recognise 'service' as getting it up the rectum!
I'd suggest that the ONLY reason any Australians 'EARN' Gold Medals is because
~'Aussies' CAN NOT tell or keep time, 
~'Ozzies' WILL NOT measure or inventory anything with ANY amount of accruacy! 
~"Australian" equals the epitome of 'inconsistancy'...fugidaboud da rail system between NewSouthWales & Queensland, even perferated paper towels & toilet paper shreds as if unperferated, 'down unda'!
~"Australasia" is much more befuddling than a platypus, kangaroo or 'fair dunkum'
~Clusterphuquez & gangbangs have much more sophistication than the fistings Australians love to 'stir'.
I'm NOT 'accusing' Australians of being retarded, dysfunctional & completely stoopid!   I'm just reporting the Australian experience as phoney, irreverent, irrelevent, irritating, intolorable, infuriating & futile.
I submit that anyone, Australian or otherwise, incapable of responding positively to this rant, couldn't possibly find their ass with both hands either.

12:27 PM 7/16/2008

K-den,

MikeWn, NSWM ke